ZOMBIES BACK ROMNEY | Weekly World News

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Mitt Romney was reeling when he heard that aliens from Planet Zeeba were backing Rick Santorum and forming a super-Pac. He wanted to reach out to other “minority” Americans. He met with the Werewolf Association and a prominent Vampire Pac, but both of them rejected Romney. He looked into the Ghost Lobby, but they were also unimpressed with Romney.
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